greatlightother: (happy smiles)
Svetlana Nazarova ([personal profile] greatlightother) wrote2010-12-28 05:42 pm

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[Sveta's pretty much physically unaltered. If we're going for a specific show, then she's just a person in Sesame street or a show like Baby Einstein. But imagine the happiest, perkiest preschool teacher you've ever met. Now imagine them with a television show. That would be Sveta. She claps her hands together once and addresses the Barge with a grin on her face.]

Alright, friends! Gather round! Since it seems like we're almost ready to eat our dinner, let's make sure that we are patient! We're going to sing a little song to get us through until it's ready.

[She holds up her palms together like a fish and starts to sing this song, doing appropriate hand gestures for each animal. Enjoy, Barge.]

That poor slippery fish, right friends? Now tell me...why did the whale get to be the last one? Do you think anything could swallow a whole whale?

[identity profile] actuallyagolem.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Half is less than one, but you have to earn a whole pendant by playing in the Temple games.

Today's treasure is Abraham Lincoln's long johns. Tell us about them, Olmec!

[Long, long pause]

....Olmec?

[identity profile] greatlightother.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[And now...she waits...and waits....and waits....]

Who's Olmec?

[identity profile] actuallyagolem.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Olmec....you know....big statue that talks and tells stories....

He hangs out by the Steps of Knowledge.

[identity profile] greatlightother.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, sure, sure! Of course!

What a good imagination you have.

[identity profile] actuallyagolem.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
He's real! He guards the Temple gates.

It's time for the Temple Games!

[And now your host, Kirk "The Bear Jew" Fogg, is going to run up and down the stairs for a while.]

[identity profile] greatlightother.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Enjoy those stairs, Kirk.]

Have fun!

[identity profile] actuallyagolem.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE WILL. TIME TO GIVE AWAY SOME PENDANTS OF LIFE.]

You too! You could win a huffy bike!