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[greatlightother]

[Sveta's pretty much physically unaltered. If we're going for a specific show, then she's just a person in Sesame street or a show like Baby Einstein. But imagine the happiest, perkiest preschool teacher you've ever met. Now imagine them with a television show. That would be Sveta. She claps her hands together once and addresses the Barge with a grin on her face.]

Alright, friends! Gather round! Since it seems like we're almost ready to eat our dinner, let's make sure that we are patient! We're going to sing a little song to get us through until it's ready.

[She holds up her palms together like a fish and starts to sing this song, doing appropriate hand gestures for each animal. Enjoy, Barge.]

That poor slippery fish, right friends? Now tell me...why did the whale get to be the last one? Do you think anything could swallow a whole whale?

Comments

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't put it past Nanny.

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

Nanny, darling? Who is Nanny?

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Nanny is Nanny. [I mean, obviously.]

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

Alright. Then what is Nanny?

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

[Taps the communicator.] Is this thing on? She's Nanny!

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

Well, dear, if she can swallow a whale, then I'd like to meet her!

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

[Starts off defiant, ends up depressed.] She's! Not here.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Actually, whales don't eat sharks! Most species of whale eat tiny shrimp-like marine crustaceans called krill.

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

You're so right! I like the way you answered that!

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Believe it or not, the most common shark killer is man.

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

Well, aren't you just full of facts today?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

John and I have put out whole CDs of nothing but facts.

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

A whole CD of facts?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

[ He could explain, but he'd much rather sing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsIvpaSOBU0) ]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Reptar can cause Reptar can do anything!

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

Reptar?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Oh man he hasn't had a big person actually understand him, so you just get the silent answer of holding up his Reptar toy (http://images.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/avatars/reptar/reptar-1224224829.gif).]

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

[The only thing Sveta got out of that was Reptar...but that's about it. So she just stares at the toy.]

So cute.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Lol well. That's more than his parents :c]

He's scwary!

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

Dinosaur? That starts with the letter...D!

And he's green. That's...um...[She searches in her room and finds a handy green shirt! Improvise!] See. This is green!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's not Reptar!

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

[Reptar. There's that word again. Okay...new plan!]

Is the dinosaur named Reptar?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Have some enthusiastic nodding and waving of that toy around!]

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

Usually the blue barracudas are a tough team.

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

Oh! I know a song for that.

B-L-U-E spells blue
B-L-U-E spells blue
Hi Ho did you know
B-L-U-E spells blue
The big sky is blue
The ocean is, too
Hi Ho did you know
B-L-U-E spells blue

There aren't any barracudas in it, though.

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's a great song. That'll earn you a half-pendant for the temple!

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

The temple? What temple is that?

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

The Temple! The temple where the treasure is hidden and guarded by the Temple Guards. If the guards catch you without a pendant of life, you get taken out of the temple.

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

Well, that seems dangerous! And a half pendant isn't going to help.

A half, you see, is less than one!

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

Half is less than one, but you have to earn a whole pendant by playing in the Temple games.

Today's treasure is Abraham Lincoln's long johns. Tell us about them, Olmec!

[Long, long pause]

....Olmec?

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

[And now...she waits...and waits....and waits....]

Who's Olmec?

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

Olmec....you know....big statue that talks and tells stories....

He hangs out by the Steps of Knowledge.

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure, sure! Of course!

What a good imagination you have.

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

He's real! He guards the Temple gates.

It's time for the Temple Games!

[And now your host, Kirk "The Bear Jew" Fogg, is going to run up and down the stairs for a while.]

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

[Enjoy those stairs, Kirk.]

Have fun!

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

[HE WILL. TIME TO GIVE AWAY SOME PENDANTS OF LIFE.]

You too! You could win a huffy bike!

*scream* <3#<##<3333<3

[darknessb4me]